Isuk-isuk wong sak bonbin gupuh kuabeh krungu berita ono gajah matek mergo wis tuwek.
Masio kulite kisut keriput tapi bobote ono lek 2 ton.
Brudin sing biasane dodolan es gronjong nang bon-bin sakno ndelok Mbah Wonokairun nuangis mbrebes mili.
Saturday, July 31, 2010
Wonokairun & Bunali - Untu
Wonokairun loro untu lungo nang dokter gigi konco lawase jenenge Bunali.
"Waduh mbah, untu sampeyan kudhu dicabut..." jare Bunali.
"Yo wis jabuten ae ben ndang waras" jare Wonokairun.
Mari dijabut Bunali takok "Wis gak loro maneh mbah?"
"Iyo wis enak saiki, piro ongkose dok?" Wonokairun takok.
"Wis gak usah mbayar mbah, gratis ae" jare Bunali.
"Waduh suwun suwun,... tak dungakno sampeyan mlebu suargo" jare Wonokairun.
Pas nang omah Wonokairun ngoco, langsung nggeblak semaput.
Tibake sing dijabut iku untu emase.
bbm group: IKA ITS PTSP
shared by om 'Yat
my note: -___-"
"Waduh mbah, untu sampeyan kudhu dicabut..." jare Bunali.
"Yo wis jabuten ae ben ndang waras" jare Wonokairun.
Mari dijabut Bunali takok "Wis gak loro maneh mbah?"
"Iyo wis enak saiki, piro ongkose dok?" Wonokairun takok.
"Wis gak usah mbayar mbah, gratis ae" jare Bunali.
"Waduh suwun suwun,... tak dungakno sampeyan mlebu suargo" jare Wonokairun.
Pas nang omah Wonokairun ngoco, langsung nggeblak semaput.
Tibake sing dijabut iku untu emase.
bbm group: IKA ITS PTSP
shared by om 'Yat
my note: -___-"
Wonokairun & Bunali - Sepur
Wonokairun teko nang stasiun Gubeng, pethukan ambek Brudin dhodholan es.
"Din, sepur nang jakarta wis liwat tah?" takok Wonokairun.
"Wah telat sampeyan mbah, wis budhal jam pitu mau..." jare Brudin.
"Lek sepur nang banyuwangi wis liwat tah durung...? takok Wonokairun.
"Lho sik tas ae Mbah, kiro-kiro sepulung menit kepungkur..." jare Brudin.
"Lek sepur sing nang semarang wis liwat tah durung...?" takok Wonokairun.
"Oooh lek iku mengo awan jam rolas budhale. Sik tah Mbah, ben sepur sampeyan takokno!! Sampeyan iku sakjane arep nang endhi?" Brudin bingung.
"Arep nyabrang..."
bbm group: IKA ITS PTSP
shared by om 'Yat
my note: wakakakkakka
"Din, sepur nang jakarta wis liwat tah?" takok Wonokairun.
"Wah telat sampeyan mbah, wis budhal jam pitu mau..." jare Brudin.
"Lek sepur nang banyuwangi wis liwat tah durung...? takok Wonokairun.
"Lho sik tas ae Mbah, kiro-kiro sepulung menit kepungkur..." jare Brudin.
"Lek sepur sing nang semarang wis liwat tah durung...?" takok Wonokairun.
"Oooh lek iku mengo awan jam rolas budhale. Sik tah Mbah, ben sepur sampeyan takokno!! Sampeyan iku sakjane arep nang endhi?" Brudin bingung.
"Arep nyabrang..."
bbm group: IKA ITS PTSP
shared by om 'Yat
my note: wakakakkakka
Wonokairun & Bunali - Kerjo
Isuk-isuk Wonokairun pethukan ambek Brudin budhal kerjo.
"Wuik gaya rek . .saiki areke jaketan rek." jare Wonokairun.
"Iyo mbah, saiki aku kerjo nang nggon adem" jare Brudin.
"Ketrimo nang kantor endhi Din?" jare Wonokairun.
"Aku gak kerjo nang kantor mbah." jare Brudin.
"Nang endhi lho??" takok Wonokairun.
"Nang pabrik es batu..."
bbm group: IKA ITS PTSP
shared by om 'Yat
my note: hahhahahhahha
"Wuik gaya rek . .saiki areke jaketan rek." jare Wonokairun.
"Iyo mbah, saiki aku kerjo nang nggon adem" jare Brudin.
"Ketrimo nang kantor endhi Din?" jare Wonokairun.
"Aku gak kerjo nang kantor mbah." jare Brudin.
"Nang endhi lho??" takok Wonokairun.
"Nang pabrik es batu..."
bbm group: IKA ITS PTSP
shared by om 'Yat
my note: hahhahahhahha
Wonokairun & Bunali - Bronpit
Wonokairun kepingin ngojek, soale lek mbecak royokan penumpang kalah terus.
Isuk-isuk Wonokairun wis sliwar-sliwer belajar numpak bronpit.
Lagek mlaku sedhiluk, dhadhak wis dicegat pulisi.
Tibake pulisine ikut Bunali, tonggone dhewe.
Isuk-isuk Wonokairun wis sliwar-sliwer belajar numpak bronpit.
Lagek mlaku sedhiluk, dhadhak wis dicegat pulisi.
Tibake pulisine ikut Bunali, tonggone dhewe.
Wonokairun & Bunali - Bon bin
Wonokairun sir-siran nang Bon Bin, dhadhak pethukan maneh ambek Brudin dhodholan es gronjong.
"Coca cola loro Cak!" jare Wonokairun.
"Aku gak ndhuwe Coca Cola Mbah, modalku cilik, durung cukup gae kulak coca cola. Es gronjong ae yo, tak jamin sueger Mbah" jare Brudin.
"Aku ngomong ambek wong sing ndhuwe rombong nang mburimu." jare Wonokairun.
Oooh uawas kon yo, Brudin nggondhok.
"Coca cola loro Cak!" jare Wonokairun.
"Aku gak ndhuwe Coca Cola Mbah, modalku cilik, durung cukup gae kulak coca cola. Es gronjong ae yo, tak jamin sueger Mbah" jare Brudin.
"Aku ngomong ambek wong sing ndhuwe rombong nang mburimu." jare Wonokairun.
Oooh uawas kon yo, Brudin nggondhok.
Friday, July 30, 2010
Wonokairun & Bunali - penumpang becak
Isuk-isuk Wonokairun wis mruput mancal becak golek penumpang.
Mari ngono oleh penumpang cewek uayu ambune wangi rambute teles mari kramas, Wonokairun sueneng poll.
"Arep nang endhi Ning?" jare Wonokairun.
"Nang slompretan mbah.." jare ceweke.
"Waduh gak weruh aku nggone ning.." jare Wonokairun.
"Wis mbah pokoke sampeyan mancal ae nurut komandoku.." jare ceweke.
"Oke boss.." jare Wonokairun ambek mbukak terpal becake, karepe ben iso ngrasakno mambu wangi rambute cewek iku.
Mari ngono oleh penumpang cewek uayu ambune wangi rambute teles mari kramas, Wonokairun sueneng poll.
"Arep nang endhi Ning?" jare Wonokairun.
"Nang slompretan mbah.." jare ceweke.
"Waduh gak weruh aku nggone ning.." jare Wonokairun.
"Wis mbah pokoke sampeyan mancal ae nurut komandoku.." jare ceweke.
"Oke boss.." jare Wonokairun ambek mbukak terpal becake, karepe ben iso ngrasakno mambu wangi rambute cewek iku.
Wonokairun & Bunali - Mbecak
Bosen ngemis, saiki Wonokairun mbecak. Be'e hasile luwih akeh pikire.
Pas mancal ambek tingak-tinguk golek penumpang, moro-moro ono turis bule nyeluk.
"Come ...please . . ." jarene bule ambek ngawe becake Wonokairun.
"Kamplis...??? . . .wah salah, sing bener iku Klampis mister..cedhake jalan Mletho kono lho . . ." jare Wonokairun.
"Pardon me..??" bulene bingung.
"Parmi ..?? oalah Parmi tah? iyo weruh aku omahe." jare Wonokairun ambek ngguya ngguyu.
"What??!!" bulene sik bingung.
"Kuat??? . ..yo kuat rek, masio wis tuwek tapi sik tahes iki . ." jare Wonokairun ambek mantuk mantuk.
"Lets go!!.." jarene bule mantuk-mantuk pisan.
"Pekgo!!..wok kemalan rek!! wong ngomong limang ewu ae athik boso mandarin barang. Oke Mister!!" jare Wonokairun.
Mari bulene munggah, Wonokairun langsung nyengklak becake.
Bareng wis mlebu Klampis gang buntu, Wonokairun langsung bengok-bengok.
"Diiinnn!!! Bruuuudiinnnn!!!! Ono wong bule nggoleki bojomuuuuu.!!!!"
bbm group: IKA ITS PTSP
shared by om 'Yat
my note: mekso tapi masukkk hehehhe
Pas mancal ambek tingak-tinguk golek penumpang, moro-moro ono turis bule nyeluk.
"Come ...please . . ." jarene bule ambek ngawe becake Wonokairun.
"Kamplis...??? . . .wah salah, sing bener iku Klampis mister..cedhake jalan Mletho kono lho . . ." jare Wonokairun.
"Pardon me..??" bulene bingung.
"Parmi ..?? oalah Parmi tah? iyo weruh aku omahe." jare Wonokairun ambek ngguya ngguyu.
"What??!!" bulene sik bingung.
"Kuat??? . ..yo kuat rek, masio wis tuwek tapi sik tahes iki . ." jare Wonokairun ambek mantuk mantuk.
"Lets go!!.." jarene bule mantuk-mantuk pisan.
"Pekgo!!..wok kemalan rek!! wong ngomong limang ewu ae athik boso mandarin barang. Oke Mister!!" jare Wonokairun.
Mari bulene munggah, Wonokairun langsung nyengklak becake.
Bareng wis mlebu Klampis gang buntu, Wonokairun langsung bengok-bengok.
"Diiinnn!!! Bruuuudiinnnn!!!! Ono wong bule nggoleki bojomuuuuu.!!!!"
bbm group: IKA ITS PTSP
shared by om 'Yat
my note: mekso tapi masukkk hehehhe
Wonokairun & Bunali - Ngemis
Wonokairun lagi mbambung ngemis nang ngarepe TP, dhadhak Bunali teko katene ngemis pisan.
"Sampeyan wis suwi tah ngemis nang kene? Yok opo wis oleh akeh tah?" takok Bunali.
"Yo lumayan se, sak dino paling sithik aku oleh seket ewu." jare Wonokairun.
"Wah yo lumayan yo, tenguk-tenguk oleh seket ewu. Eh Mbah, sampeyan gak nduwe anak tah, kok sampek kudhu ngemis koyok ngene?" takok Bunali.
"Anakku wolu wis gedhe-gedhe, telu nang ITS, loro nang Unair, siji nang Unbra, loro maneh nang IKIP. " jarene Wonokairun bangga.
"Wah gak nyongko rek, hebat sampeyan mbah. Durung ono sing lulus tah anak sampeyan?" takok Bunali.
"Anakku gak ono kuliah cak!" jare Wonokairun.
"Ooh dadi dosen tah??" takok Bunali.
"Salah peno cak." jare Wonokairun.
"Lha laopo lo??" takok Bunali.
"Yo koyok bapake iki, ngemis kabeh..."
bbm group: IKA ITS PTSP
shared by om 'Yat
my note: shared in the morning, made me laughing alone in the middle of the busy office ^^
"Sampeyan wis suwi tah ngemis nang kene? Yok opo wis oleh akeh tah?" takok Bunali.
"Yo lumayan se, sak dino paling sithik aku oleh seket ewu." jare Wonokairun.
"Wah yo lumayan yo, tenguk-tenguk oleh seket ewu. Eh Mbah, sampeyan gak nduwe anak tah, kok sampek kudhu ngemis koyok ngene?" takok Bunali.
"Anakku wolu wis gedhe-gedhe, telu nang ITS, loro nang Unair, siji nang Unbra, loro maneh nang IKIP. " jarene Wonokairun bangga.
"Wah gak nyongko rek, hebat sampeyan mbah. Durung ono sing lulus tah anak sampeyan?" takok Bunali.
"Anakku gak ono kuliah cak!" jare Wonokairun.
"Ooh dadi dosen tah??" takok Bunali.
"Salah peno cak." jare Wonokairun.
"Lha laopo lo??" takok Bunali.
"Yo koyok bapake iki, ngemis kabeh..."
bbm group: IKA ITS PTSP
shared by om 'Yat
my note: shared in the morning, made me laughing alone in the middle of the busy office ^^
catatan dinas - part 1 "ujian"
Thursday, July 22, 2010
d concerto ^^
Sunday, July 18, 2010
the mineral water misery
so all of this start with I'm running out of mineral water. and we do have specific brand for our gallon water. since that my house mate, MRQ, having married in her hometown, that means I have to fulfill our house need by myself *or I have to think it by myself*. Then, I called doraemon for help, and apparently he was on a date with m'ayu at Padang (attempt one failed). I tried to call noph2, and it was diverting... yup.. we had problem in calling him, it seemed it always get diverted :( (attempt two failed).
Thursday, July 15, 2010
Cabbage Teriyaki with Beef
Monday, July 12, 2010
my Final World Cup
Morning world ^^
today, I wake up so early around 2.30 a.m (yup it's still dawn!!), surprisingly wake up without my mobile alarm rang!! I wake up in shocked... get up.. and I remember my television.. yup, today is the big match Final World Cup 2010 between my both favorite team Netherland and Spain! Both I like, but I put my more hope to Netherland... I fall for them more since they beat Brazil in Quarter Final.
I push my eyes open... me myself between holding my pillow, tweeting, and watch the game... oohh.. little bit disappointed with both played... too much faults, too much fall down, too much diving, too much whistle's noises, and too much free kicks... gosh... so awful... so bored... no beautiful soccer at all... too disappointed with both of them... where's your beautiful play while u had match with Brazil, and where's your amazing play when you met Germany.
today, I wake up so early around 2.30 a.m (yup it's still dawn!!), surprisingly wake up without my mobile alarm rang!! I wake up in shocked... get up.. and I remember my television.. yup, today is the big match Final World Cup 2010 between my both favorite team Netherland and Spain! Both I like, but I put my more hope to Netherland... I fall for them more since they beat Brazil in Quarter Final.
I push my eyes open... me myself between holding my pillow, tweeting, and watch the game... oohh.. little bit disappointed with both played... too much faults, too much fall down, too much diving, too much whistle's noises, and too much free kicks... gosh... so awful... so bored... no beautiful soccer at all... too disappointed with both of them... where's your beautiful play while u had match with Brazil, and where's your amazing play when you met Germany.
Thursday, July 8, 2010
Sikuai Island : beautiful indeed
"you dont have to have a sophisticated camera to take the best picture
you dont have to be a professional photographer to take the best picture
coz.. it is already naturally beautiful.... even with the worst camera and the worst person to take it... it is still beautiful!!!"
Tuesday, July 6, 2010
h0n's Book Review: Last weekend on June
Monday, July 5, 2010
E.T Pizza (Eggs - Tofu Pizza)
Saturday, July 3, 2010
Belanda lolos!!!
Thursday, July 1, 2010
things on my head
Deep down in me.. maybe I am still wondering why? *but I'm too afraid to ask... coz I believe whatever it was you already thought about it... you already put all of the facts and risk... and for me you are the most mature man that I ever known that ever closed to me... so those decision for me is a valid one... a strong one...* even... somehow sometimes... I still dont get it... I am still wondering... but... let's move on...
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